Review: Pirate Dave and His Randy Adventures by Robyn Peterman

This is not your mama's romance!

After all was said and done, the disgusting novella meant to destroy a story stealing New York Time’s best-selling author’s career was successful. Rena, an accountant with no discernible literary talent, and her band of adorable porno writing grannies came up with the worst piece of literature, (and I use that word loosely), that was ever written. Amazingly enough, it became a cult classic. Who in the hell knew there was an underground need to know and love a Time-Traveling Vampire Warlock with erectile dysfunction and his conjoined lady loves, Laverne and Shirley? Apparently the need is there and now so is the full version of their story . . .

 ** Special Note from Author Robyn Peterman **  This is a spoof. A profane romance spoof not meant for anyone under 18. I was threatened lovingly and repeatedly by my readers to write the full version of Pirate Dave. He was born of the need to create a horrific career ending romance novel to destroy a really bad, nasty villainess . . . and Thank you Buddha in a tube top, it worked! I laughed my way through writing this and I hope you will enjoy this small slice of my warped brain. NO, this is not what I normally write, but I certainly had a good time penning it! If you want to read the real romance story, you’ll have to peruse HOW HARD CAN IT BE? You’ll find the first three chapters at the end of the hot mess you’re about to read . . . And now, I give you the career ending novella, (hopefully not mine) otherwise known as PIRATE DAVE AND HIS RANDY ADVENTURES.

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Peterman's foray into career ending romance screams PRICELESS! This amazing spoof born of the How Hard Can It Be novel, will go down in the record books. Peterman uses her avant garde ways to cast a spell on readers. You will find yourself drawn in like a moth to flame, completely bewildered by your surroundings and laughing all the way. This quirky, fun and insanely perplexing love story will have you clamoring for more. In order for this book to be enjoyed to its fullest potential, in my opinion, readers must read How Hard Can It Be by Robyn Perterman. Robyn Peterman is now an automatic buy for me. There is no telling where she will take us next, but I want to be on that bandwagon, for sure.

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