What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to start with…
Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I’ve embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance?
Leave it to me to wind up in a group of grandmotherly porno writers who discuss sex toys and apple cobbler in the same breath. Also leave it to me to leak an outlandish plot idea to a bestselling author with the morals of a rabid squirrel. And only I could get arrested for a jewelry heist I didn’t commit—by a hunky cop whose handcuffs just might tempt me to sign up for a life of crime. Maybe I’ve found my calling after all…
I gave this book
How Hard Can It Be by Robyn Perterman is the screwball romantic comedy of the year. Peterman pens magic as readers are whisked away on what has to be the most bizarre, surprising, and improbable romance. Peterman opens the doors to Phallus101, introducing readers to a vocabulary like no other. This baby will have you seeking medical attention for gelastic seizures or trolling the Depends isle at your local pharmacy. Readers have no idea what is in store for them with this doozy. You won't believe until you read. There is a surprise on every page, catapulting readers into a world unlike any they have ever dared to venture. I highly recommend this book, I promise you, you will not find its equal.
Note to readers: On June 1st Peterman will release Pirate Dave, a spoof on the bigger than life character she introduced us to in How Hard Can It Be. Read How Hard Can It Be first in order to be launched properly into the unknown with Pirate Dave.
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Publisher: eKensingtonPub Date: January 17, 2013